9 Annoying things people do...
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where's yours? Do I point at my pee pee when I ask
where the bathroom is?
2. People who say they sell drugs, make it rain on hoes, rock fly shit and will kill any nigga. Do you still live with your mom? Do you still wear reeboks? ....You're wack .
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! Why wouldn't i not want to eat my cake? What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie, "did ya see that?" No, I paid 8 to come look at the floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8.When people say "life is short". ... Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer besides live?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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This is hilarious!!! Keep it up :-)
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